I heard on the news that a “Vampire Craze” is going on in are teenagers. They are sacrificing their mortal souls to their lead Edward Cullen and began drinking the blood of other kids. I am very scared and bought a steak and some garlic. I also dropped my teenage son out of school because he has been talking about this a lot and I think he might try to do it too. Related Topic WebBlogsRelated posts:
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i think you’re a little psycho.
your definatly insane
LMFAO!
The best thing to do is too hang as much garlic around the house as possible make sure you hang them outside your house too! and make sure you surround your house with holly water also hang as MANY sliver crosses as you can! This should do it!
I hope it helped!
LMAO! and the best of luck to your son
May god bless you!
uhm.. no offense but your crazy! teenagers are not as dumb as you think. if yer sun really might.. then talk to him but put him back in that school now, dont be over-dramtic.
try mine pleeez!:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100117185042AAPt3WQ or http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvK5w4xzv_pCzGpY4wtuMljsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20100117181527AAIEgP5
ummm what?
just go to the local blood bank and buy him a pint of blood to drink he will then imbibe in your domicile and leave the rest of the general public alone
this is so a troll
and if its not your pretty stupid
not everyone loves twilight
I know what you are talking about; the whole “Edward Cullen Crisis.” Some people are rather devoted to that mockery of a vampire book known as “Twilight.” Fear not, however, for Twilight may not be a problem forever. I remember back in my day when me and my siblings watched and fantacized about DragonBallZ and Sailor Moon a lot. while you will still find a few devout fanboys/girls, you will find that those franchises are now old fads that are nowhere near as popular as they were back in the day. I personally believe that this Twilight thing will just be another fad, that will die and crumble into obscurity when the next angsty teenage cash-cow story comes out.
Twilight is not enough of a threat to morals to drop your son out of school; his education is WAY more important than avoiding Twilight Fangirls.
Just my two cents,
-Anonymous Contributor
P.S: What kind of boy is intrested in Twilight anyway? I thought the only reason it was popular was because it gives mindless sexs appeal to teenage girls (but I could be mistaken, I am human, of course.)
Trust me, God is still in control, i’m sure there will be no vampire infestations. But maby take away the twilight movies? Good luck!
what the hell? your a bad parent. chill the fuck out.
That’s totally silly!
People have always been obsessed with vampires and there has never been that much of a crisis. (Buffy. Dark Shadows. Dracula. Do those ring any bells?) Its silly to pull your son out of school, who would educate him and how would having such limited social development affect his mental health? I think you are totally being a drama queen about it because as a teenager myself I have never heard anything about teens drinking blood or ‘selling their mortal souls’.
By the way its STAKE not STEAK (as in wooden stake not the steak you grill and eat). And if you had read Twilight you’d know that garlic, holy items, and stakes don’t even effect them so they wouldn’t work anyway. Of course they could work on teenagers masquerading as vampires. So if you feel the need to totally wreck your child’s social life for some kind of crazy paranoia, go ahead.
well im actually trying to find a vampire bf so if your son does decide to transform into one plz give him my number 267-755-9078